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What better way to celebrate the birth and life of Joan Bernadette Landry, than to find great joy and amusement in the things this silly girls says! Happy 3rd Birthday, Joan! You are our gift.

"Joan, I'm sorry you were sick last night."
"Yeah, I was sick for a long time. 20 hours, I think."

"Why were you crying so much last night, Joan?"
"I had a dream that I was having a bad day."

"Oh look, Joan. The bank lady got you a sucker."
"Aawww. She's so gorgeous!"

"Papa, where are all the purple?
    Haha, oh did I say purple?
      I meant people."

"Here, Momma. Here's your limousine."
"What's a limousine?"
"A watermelon."