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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Verbatim

Today was a pretty rotten day. I won't upset you with all of the details, instead, let's slap on a Verbatim and pretend it wasn't that bad.

"I wish our door was pink and purple."

"Momma, I need a baby brother to stay at my house. So when Charlotte is gone, then I can have my brother."
"No, honey, Charlotte doesn't have to leave, you can still have a brother with her here, too."
"Well... no. I can't until Charlotte is gone."

"Papa, you be the coach - I'll be the winner."

"Is Disney World in Heaven?"

"C'mon, Joan. You need to keep eating."
"Oh sorry, I was counting my nose."
"Counting your nose? Well, how many do you have?"
"Just the one."

"I wish there was a rainbow in Mississippi. Don't you?"

"Does Mississippi have karate?"

"Are you done feeding Charlotte breasts?"

5 comments:

Laura @ our messy messy life. said...

I'm still giggling about Joan playing the winner! Ha!

When I ask Henry if he wants another baby, he says "No, I just want Sissy."

Jill said...

haha. Micah and I laughed at these. They were extra funny today.

Kelly Aldridge said...

hahahaha! love it!

The Whatleys said...

too cute! Tell Joan that there was a rainbow in Mississippi yesterday afternoon.

Mandi @ Living the Good Life said...

Love that girl!