Today was a pretty rotten day. I won't upset you with all of the details, instead, let's slap on a Verbatim and pretend it wasn't that bad.
"I wish our door was pink and purple."
"Momma, I need a baby brother to stay at my house. So when Charlotte is gone, then I can have my brother."
"No, honey, Charlotte doesn't have to leave, you can still have a brother with her here, too."
"Well... no. I can't until Charlotte is gone."
"Papa, you be the coach - I'll be the winner."
"Is Disney World in Heaven?"
"C'mon, Joan. You need to keep eating."
"Oh sorry, I was counting my nose."
"Counting your nose? Well, how many do you have?"
"Just the one."
"I wish there was a rainbow in Mississippi. Don't you?"
"Does Mississippi have karate?"
"Are you done feeding Charlotte breasts?"