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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

since no one's ever been pregnant before.

whelp. i'm done.

i can't take another day of flammable breath, or
swollen feet that barely fit into my cutest spring shoes, or
not being able to wear my wedding ring, or
being kicked in the who-who from within, or
almost peeing myself during a cough, sneeze, or laugh, or
having a foot stuck between two ribs, or
not being able to fill my lungs with life-saving oxygen, or
exhausting my grocery budget on toilet paper for each 2.3 oz trip to the loo, or
hearing, "wow, it must be any day, now," or
taking 13 minutes to get up from the couch, toss in bed, or put on sandals, or
not fitting into a shirt I wore yesterday, or
mood swings that could get me committed. this might be one of them...

good thing i have 45+ days left and one patient husband.


Amanda said...

Oh, goody I'm not the only one. I'm 32 weeks and I fin myself thinking I'm going to be pregnant forever, because I've already been pregnant forever. This pregnant, mind you, if far easier than my previous three, so I'm just praying for the graces to get through it. Best of luck to you!

Grace Marie said...

I'll trade your pregnancy for Sebastian. Coooooome and get him!!

Jennifer @ Conversion Diary said...

I cannot tell you how much I'm with you on this! Glad to know I'm not alone. :)

Ana said...

at least you have a super cute outfit on... ok i know that makes nothing easier or better.

if you need some good natural induction methods, i got real desperate with #3 :) only partially kidding.

prayers your way!!