Verbatim

Me: Are you a big sister?
Charlotte: No.
Me: Yes you are, who's your little brother?
Charlotte: My baby.
Me: But what's his name?
Charlotte: Baby Bushrock


Joan: Do you want to hear me and Charlotte cry all the time?
Me: Well, no.
Joan: Then let us do the stuff we want.


Charlotte: Why did you buy old crackers?


Joan: Hmmmm. I smell like money.


Joan: Can I have a snack?
Me: No, I'm about to fix dinner.
Joan: Ok. What are we having?
Me: Ravioli and meatballs.
Joan: Ok. What are me and Charlotte having?
Me: Ravioli and meatballs.


Joan: Charlotte, I went to the Catholic School today. It's in Columbus.
Charlotte: Ohhhh... was it scary?