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"Joan, put these in the dirty clothes basket for me, please."
"Right here? In the washing machine box?"

"You're a princess, my momma."
"Oh I am? Am I pretty?"
"Yeah."
"How pretty?"
"Umm, 4 months."

"Joan, where are your manners?"
"They're at Tootsie's house." (Joan's grandmother)

As Jude and I hug and kiss,
"You got married?"

"Oh. This bite has bacon and eggs. They're a family."

"Momma, what park are we going to?"
"It's called McKee park."
"Where's the key?"
"No, it doesn't have a key. It's ma-kee."
"Oh. Where's the monkey?"