Charlotte: What's this book?
Me: It's about Jesus being born.
Charlotte: No... the manger
Me: What's a manger?
Me: It's where Jesus was born, like I said.
Charlotte (skeptically): I guess so...
Joan: I don't like this song. Let's do another one - just not rock 'n roll...
Joan: These are the rules of the fancy dinner: Eat your food, don't make a mess, and be pretty!
Joan: Wow, Momma. Now your belly's bigger than your breast!