Verbatim

Usually I save Verbatims until I have a few stored up. But this quote takes the cake and is deserving of its own post. You're welcome.

"Joan, sit back so your pee stays in the pot."
"Hahahaha. The pot. Why did you call it that?"
"Oh, that's what some people call it. We should probably just call it the toilet though."
"... Ok, I'm done. Hey look - it looks like gumbo in that pot!"