Saturday, April 6, 2013
Alisha: What do you think Simon's gonna do when he gets here?
Charlotte: Get dirty and breathe.
Alisha: Pretty much.
Joan: Momma, where did this turkey come from?
Joan: No, I mean did it come from a fish or a chicken or something?
Charlotte: Why Joan has to go to school?
Alisha: To learn stuff.
Charlotte: And me?
Alisha: Sure, what do you want to learn about?
Charlotte: Dirty stuff.
Joan: I'm a Landry and I was in the pantry!
Joan: Ugh, Charlotte - do you have diarrhea?
Charlotte: No, diarrhea is my friend.
Alisha: Aw, of what?
Charlotte: Of your tummy.