These Verbatims have been a treasure chest of awesome. Joan has been hysterical and now, we are happy to finally add Charlotte to the collection:
Me: Ok, we need to start cleaning up.
Charlotte: Ok. You clean. I watch.
Charlotte: I not like Evvy's food. It's dirty.
(lentils & quinoa)
Charlotte: I need snack. (Points to her belly) My baby is growing.
Joan: When I grow up, I'm going to be a rockstar.
Me: Oh, and what about you, Charlotte? Are you going to be a rockstar?
Charlotte: No. I be fancy.
Me: Oh, you have the hiccups.
Charlotte: I like the hiccups. (that's what I heard, anyway)
Me: You like the hiccups?
Charlotte: No, I like the throw-ups.
Me: Well, why did you just wipe that booger on me?
Charlotte: 'Cause. You specials.