Verbatim

I swear I don't make this stuff up. I'm not that clever.

Charlotte: Today I got married.

Alisha: Oh really? To who?

Charlotte: I don't remember.

Alisha: You don't? It's really important to know who you marry. You can't remember his name?
Charlotte: No.

Alisha: Well, what does he look like?
Charlotte: He has brown hair, a black shirt, a black bracelet, white boots, black feet, black eyes, and a black mouth.

Alisha: bahahaha. Oh really?

Charlotte: Yeah... He's right behind you.

Alisha:

Other things we know about Carley:

She ate a spider and has a brother named Simon.

She took Charlotte & Gigi to Burger King for fries.

She wears white tights with blue, red, and green stripes.

Charlotte: Guess what? Carley is a mommy, too.

Alisha: She is? I thought she was only four.

Charlotte: Yeah, but now she's five.

Joan: I have bad hiccups

Charlotte: And the bad toots for me.

Alisha: I love you.

Charlotte: Say 'forever.'

Alisha: I love you forever.

Charlotte: I know.

Charlotte: blah, blah, blah (says something indistinctly)

Alisha: What? What did you say?
Charlotte: Oh, nevermind. I was just talking to Peter Pan.

Charlotte: When I get home can I change?
Alisha: I guess. Why do you always need to change clothes?

Charlotte: Oh, I don't know. I'm just... what's the word I'm looking for?

Alisha: Exactly.

Alisha: Charlotte, do you need a kiss?

Charlotte: No. I already have a kiss.

Charlotte: Look, Momma. I drew a picture of you with a purple dress.

Alisha: Oh, you did? That's really good. What's that on the side?

Charlotte: Oh, that's the plank for you to walk off.