Verbatim: Insensitive Children's Edition

Joan: And Momma, once your tummy goes back down, we can climb on you again...

Charlotte: (pointing to my POSTpartum stomach) Oh, you're having another baby?

Joan: (rubbing Simon's newborn hands) Aw, look. He has little wrinkles on his hands - just like you do, Gigi.

Charlotte: Can I see a picture of baby Jamie?

Alisha: Yeah, why? You like her?

Charlotte: Yeah, 'cause I only like girls.

Alisha: Well, what about when Simon comes, are you going to like him?

Charlotte: Well... I like girls.

Alisha: Yeah, but he'll be your brother. So you're going to like him, right?

Charlotte: Well... I like girls.

Alisha: Yes or no. Do you like Simon?

Charlotte: No.